Compassionate
Oppression: Subjugating Your Inferiors
With A Human Touch
By T.D. “Daddy”
Rice
21 February, 2007
Countercurrents.org
Ehud Olmert
Office of the Prime Minister
3 Kaplan St.
Hakiyra, Jerusalem 91919
Dear Ehud,
My hearty congratulations
to you and your fellow Zionists! You sure know how to contain those
infernal camel jockeys infesting your Holy Land. A man can’t help
but admire your fierce determination to keep that pack of maggots from
maturing into a full blown infestation of flies
But I have to tell you that
despite my reverence for you and your cause, I have concluded that you
folks are going about this the wrong way. You’ve infuriated most
of the Arab and Islamic world, the UN is constantly assailing you, and
untold numbers of liberal (excuse my language) pussies are calling for
my great nation to stop funding your good work. By persistently applying
those ruthless, heavy-handed tactics to rein in your inferiors, you’re
borrowing trouble faster than our spend-happy government can increase
its debts with China and Japan. You are in some deep fecal matter, my
friend.
I know our situations are
different. We in the United States imported our ineducable criminals.
Yours were squatting on your land when you arrived. Yet we both have
the same essential problem. Our nations are populated by a large number
of lazy, illiterate, and violent beings who stopped evolving somewhere
between ape and human. I feel a deep sense of solidarity with you, brother.
Therefore, nothing would please me more than to see you manage your
horde of savages in a more civilized and humane manner, like us.
The smartest thing we did
in the United States was to enslave the Negroids. The existence of chattel
slavery for two centuries enabled a very small group of our people to
accumulate tremendous amounts of wealth. Under the yoke of servitude,
our African underclass had little opportunity to contaminate us with
their filth or demand the “humane treatment” your scourge
in Gaza and the West Bank clamor for in perpetuity. Unfortunately, overt
slavery became untenable with the advent of that sanctimonious Abolitionist
movement and the disastrous Civil War.
Ironically though, the emancipation
of the slaves was probably the best thing that could have happened.
Had we maintained that institution, the United States would have become
moral pariahs, like your country.
We found better solutions
to our Negro problem. We promised them forty acres and a mule. Boy did
we shine in the eyes of the world when we delivered. And who noticed
when Congress rescinded the Freedmen’s Bureau Act and gave the
land back to its rightful owners?
Old Jim Crow rose to towering
heights to keep the “free men” in their rightful place.
Poll taxes, separate but “equal” institutions, and lynchings
(in which we all delighted) committed by radical fringe groups (with
the complicity of law enforcement) were just a few of our strategies.
We kept our former slaves ignorant, terrorized, impoverished, and politically
impotent. What could they do but shuffle along and mumble “yes
sir”?
Tragically, some uppity Negroes
managed to overcome their innate deficiencies. The small handful that
actually manifested some intellect and moral fiber wreaked havoc on
a nearly ideal system. Genetic anomalies like W.E.B. DuBois, Martin
Luther King, and Malcolm X brought the United States to the brink of
insurrection. We had to do something. So we gave our troglodytes the
“special rights” they demanded. Rights like voting, sharing
public institutions and facilities with the rest of us, living where
they wanted to, borrowing money from the lender of their choice, and
unfortunately, many more.
But did we give up? Hell
no! Like you Zionists, we true Americans are tenacious, clever, and
innovative. We were not about to roll over and allow a group of uncivilized,
genetically disadvantaged Africans steal our treasure and power.
While the losses of slavery
and institutionalized racism were both significant blows, they merely
steeled our determination to come up with a more opaque and subtle system
of oppression.
Which brings me to the point
of my letter, Mr. Olmert. Your current modus operandi is unsustainable.
So pay close attention to the next few paragraphs as I delineate the
fine art of subjugating a segment of your population while maintaining
the appearances of a society based on equality, justice, and all that
nonsense.
In the aftermath of the civil
rights movement, we quickly recognized that despite our setbacks, we
could still wield our power like a skull-crushing cudgel. Desegregate
our schools and let those disgusting cockroaches move into our neighborhoods?
No problem. We simply built an interstate highway system and created
a vast network of suburbs to enable white flight from the inner cities.
Before the uppity Negroes and their weak-kneed liberal allies knew what
hit them, we had legal segregation of schools created by demographics,
ghettos riddled with crime, poverty, and blight for “people of
color” and clean, safe, comfortable neighborhoods for us real
Americans. And now that dark folks are slithering their way into suburbia,
we are gentrifying the inner cities to take them back for our people.
What about empowered black
leaders, you might ask?
At first our methods were
crude. As you know, we simply assassinated MLK. That was probably the
most effective thing to do in the long run. King was a real threat.
However, in the short term eliminating him caused us a host of problems.
We have since learned to give the appearance of appeasement by throwing
agitators like him a few meaningless crumbs. We now watch with delight
as those suckers snap them up as if we had presented them with a feast
fit for a King.
We have even begun carefully
screening rising leaders in the colored community. Once we feel confident
that such a leader will represent the interests of our moneyed elite,
we allow them a degree of political power. Yet they are painfully aware
that the spigots that fill their campaign coffers can close rapidly
and that the corporate media selling them to the American public can
turn on them in a heartbeat. As one of those rare Negroes that has attained
wealth and privilege, we might just allow Obama to become President.
That is provided he behaves and doesn’t let his black genes come
to the fore.
In a stroke of sheer brilliance,
we learned to capitalize on the natural talents of these lesser beings
in our midst. We all know they excel in running, jumping, and song and
dance. While we allow a tiny percentage of our darkies to make millions
of dollars by showcasing their talents in the sports and entertainment
industries, the nearly invisible detriment to their race is worth that
sacrifice. Tens of millions of young blacks neglect educations and real
opportunities to chase a one in a billion chance to become a “star”.
A significant number of them also join a violent subculture glorified
by some of the performers they emulate. Media-induced self-destruction
is a powerful tool indeed.
All right, Ehud. I know this
has been a long letter. Here is your payoff for laboring through it.
Having saved the best for last, I will now reveal our most ingenious
means of maintaining social control.
As you are well aware, in
the United States the masses are easily manipulated. They eagerly accept
the tripe about the mainstream media being “liberal”. We
both know the reality is that virtually anything that moves more than
a tick left of dead center on the political spectrum is DOA in a system
of “news” delivery monopolized by five behemoth corporations.
Thankfully, they wouldn’t let those cowardly morons from the true
Left within miles of their centers of propaganda dissemination. Thus
faux liberal commentators and pundits have successfully inculcated many
real Americans with the belief that the black mongrels amongst us represent
a perpetual threat that can only be contained through brutal incarceration.
Herein lies the essence of
our domination of the African scourge in our midst. Consider, my dear
comrade in arms, the myriad benefits of our resplendent mechanism that
nauseating moonbats cynically refer to as the “prison industrial
complex”:
90% of black males face arrest and jail for at least a minor offense
at some point during their lives. As I compose this missive, at least
one million of our 35 million former slaves are safely behind bars.
In 1989 we had more blacks in our prisons than did the Apartheid regime
in South Africa. From 1980 to 2000 we increased spending on law enforcement
by over 400%. This enabled us to funnel tremendous sums of public money
away from education, health care, and other programs that would have
benefited the black canker that slowly eats away at our social fabric.
1.4 million so-called Afro-Americans have permanently lost the right
to vote because they are convicted felons. An impressive political coup
on our part considering the fact that only 4.6 million blacks voted
in the 1996 federal elections. And remember that your good friend in
the White House “won” the 2000 election in part because
we managed to disenfranchise thousands of voters in Florida, despite
their lack of a criminal record.
Rather than promoting treatment or ways out of the poverty that often
motivates a person to become addicted to drugs, we have criminalized
the behavior. We impose the harshest sentences on those caught possessing
crack, the drug of choice for our Negroids.
Prison inmates, half of whom are black, provide a pool of free labor
for major corporations such as Nordstrom’s, IBM, Toys R Us, Victoria’s
Secret, JC Penney and Microsoft.
Preying upon and feeding
their miserable cycle of impoverishment, violence against one another,
splintered families, substance abuse, ignorance, and incarceration,
we have our undesirables well in hand.
Forgive me if I am too blunt,
but I must tell you that in contrasting America with Israel, it is painfully
obvious that your nation needs to make some significant adjustments
in how it deals with its lower order of beings. Despite the best efforts
of our corporate media, which is as sympathetic to your cause of Palestinian
oppression as I am, the world is awakening to the brutality of your
tactics.
Increasingly, when people
look to Israel, they see a nation that imposes collective punishment
on a vulnerable group of indigenous people because some of them resort
to violence. They see eight Palestinian children killed by Israelis
for every one Israeli child killed by Palestinians, oppressive military
checkpoints, wanton destruction of civilian infrastructure in the Occupied
Territories by the IDF, imprisonment at a ratio of 10,000 Palestinians
to ten Israelis, four Palestinian adults slaughtered for every one Israeli
adult, the Apartheid Wall, illegal Israeli settlements, razings of Palestinian
homes and orchards, Israeli monopolization of water supplies, and Palestinians
living in abject poverty as a result of Israel’s withering economic
sanctions.
We in the United States project
an entirely different image. The world reveres us for emancipating our
slaves, abolishing the Jim Crow laws, desegregating our schools, and
enacting civil rights legislation. Many view the African refugee population
in our country as the failed subspecies that it is. Outside observers
are intelligent enough to note that we gave those festering pustules
of our society welfare, affirmative action, affordable housing, and
a host of other means to escape their misery, yet they chose to continue
wallowing in it.
While we in the United States
are certainly under fire for our aggressive foreign policy, through
brilliant machinations we have managed to preserve the façade
that our domestic policies are benevolent, compassionate, and just.
From the world’s perspective, our Negroes have demonstrated themselves
to be a failed segment of the human race, in spite of our monumental,
magnanimous efforts to help them. Meanwhile, your stratagems and actions
are martyrizing the Palestinians.
Ehud, I applaud your objectives
and the agony you have inflicted upon those sand monkeys in your back
yard. Yet my purpose in writing you is to express my deep concerns that
your approaches will come back to haunt you and your fellow Zionists.
I felt it was my duty to warn you of the perils of your present course
and to bring potential alternative tactics to your attention.
Necessity is the mother of
invention, but I do hope that you implement changes concerning the Palestinians
before circumstances force your hand. If I can be of further assistance,
please don’t hesitate to contact me.
Best Wishes,
T.D. “Daddy” Rice
Jason Miller is a wage slave
of the American Empire who has freed himself intellectually and spiritually.
He writes prolifically, his essays have appeared widely on the Internet,
and he volunteers at homeless shelters. He sometimes writes satirical
apologias for racism and Zionism under the nom de plum T.D. “Daddy”
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