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Beelzebub To Bushlings:
Mission Accomplishmented

By Rand Clifford

22 December, 2007
Countercurrents.org

A satire


His codename: Fly. His latest buzz of emails begins with assurances that the simple term "Bush" is actually a quasi-acronym meaning:

B (Beelzebub) and H (Hell), with US in between; "us" as in Americans, or US as in United States. Whatever the finer points of interpretation, Bush ultimately stands for US between Beelzebub, and Hell. Or, Beelzebub and Hell surrounding us....

Fly Insists:

Forget Skull and Bones, and all the other "secret societies", the one most impacting Americans is the Beelzebub Society (THE Society)—something so secret that, besides Beelzebub, Fly, and Barbara Bush, only the male descendants of Prescott Bush even know about it. Fly has sent me proof that he is intercepting email from: [email protected]

Fly calls himself a Cryptologist, and student of ancient texts. His emails contain much about hieroglyphs, Sumerians, cuneiform, the Rosetta stone....

Since it is exclusively a man’s thing, those male "Bushlings" are the only Earthly members of THE Society, whose official language is MetaSpeak, ancient language of Hell. What I’ve seen of MetaSpeak looks like a cross between Chinese, Latin, hieroglyphics and cuneiform. And while Fly’s emails often contain MetaSpeak passages, there is always plenty of plain English, along with classic Bushisms, and straight-up quotes, such as W’s from August 5, 2004, at the signing ceremony for a $417 billion defense spending bill:

"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

GHW Bush ("Poppy") also speaks truth on rare occasions, such as when he had perhaps a wee bit too much loose juice, and told reporter Sarah McClendon that, "If the American people really knew what we had done, we would be chased down the streets and lynched."

Barbara Bush is obviously not a member of THE Society, but if women were allowed, she would be top choice. A quote of Barbara’s that seems one of Fly’s all-time favorites was spewed on "Good Morning America", March 18, 2003. Regarding the Bush administration’s censoring of photographs showing flag-draped coffins streaming from Iraq, Barbara said, "Why should we hear about body bags and deaths? Oh, I mean, it’s not relevant. So why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?" Fly insists that Barbara is simply a vector; the term has several meanings, the one most relevant here: An organism (as an insect) that transmits a pathogen. Mosquitos are vectors for malaria. Barbara is a vector for Bushlings. Fly also claims that her name—as with virtually everything Bush—is a lie. Barbara’s real name is Vectoria.

Prescott Bush was the original Earthly member of THE Society, a dishonor he took very seriously. Perhaps his biggest prize was the fine of one million dollars he earned through his conviction by the government in 1942 under the Trading With The Enemy Act. Seems Prescott was terribly cozy with the Nazis; but somehow, through various money-lubricated coincidences, Prescott was saved from any proper investigations of his Society Work, and went on to represent Connecticut in the Senate. This quote from Adolf Hitler highlights the very cornerstone of Bush political success: "What luck for rulers that men do not think."

Poppy is a wonderfully germane name for GHWB, considering Bushling profits from the global heroin business. A main reason we invaded Afghanistan: The Taliban attacked Afghani opium poppy production—that reliable cash cow annually injecting a half-trillion dollars in hard, laundered cash into Wall Street. Poppy flew THE Society to incredible new depths from 1980-1992. Of course 1980-1988 were the "Reagan Years", but Reagan was simply a figurehead. Not only did he formulate no policies on his own, there was only one true "Reaganite" in his cabinet, Donald Regan, who even publicly admitted he was intimidated by Poppy. In fact, a mere 69 days into Reagan’s first term, John Hinckley Jr. tried to assassinate Reagan—the bullet from Hinckley’s pistol lodging an inch from Reagan’s heart. John Hinckley Sr., chairman of the oil company Vanderbilt Energy, was one of Poppy’s biggest political and financial supporters; big enough that the Bush family was good personal friends of the Hinckleys. Members of the Hinckley family had even scheduled dinner with Neil Bush for the day after the assassination attempt. Dinner was...postponed?

The real power mongers in the Reagan administration were Poppy men, Bush Cabalists—Cappy Weinburger, Brent Scowcroft, James Baker, Bill Casey. Together with Poppy, they helped severely weaken the United States both militarily and economically, channeling vast wealth into the likes of phony Republican defense R&D and consulting companies—then they turned around and made vast profits "shorting" the market (short selling is where speculators profit from falling stock prices). The "Strategic Defense Initiative", a.k.a. "Star Wars"—the whole boondoggle siphoned off $2.77 trillion from taxpayers for virtually nothing but financing further Society Work. Then, when the Cabal were in danger of losing their lucrative enemy, the Soviet Union, Poppy talked Japanese, German and Korean governments into making intergovernmental loans to the Soviet Union to keep it from falling apart in 1987—$150 billion in loans guaranteed by the United States. The bottom line there: American taxpayers got hit for $150 billion aimed at propping up a disintegrating bogeyman so the taxpayers could be sucked bloodless to defend against the bogeyman. Absolutely classic Society Work, along the lines of "Iran-Contra". When asked in 1992 what Iran-Contra was all about, Poppy actually spilled more truth, saying that this was done for "the continuous consolidation of money and power into higher, tighter and righter hands."

Bushlings and their minions did so much Society Work during the mid 80's...they had so weakened the economic and capital marketplaces, that by 1987-1989 they made trillions with enormous short positions in the market. Bushling Jeb used to say, "We short everything." Jeb loves to call Americans, "Fodder Units"; one American equals One Fodder Unit (OFU). And he loves to talk about hitting OFUs in "every hat they wear". "Look," Jeb says, "you hit the fodder in their hats as Taxpayers. You hit them in their hats as Investors and Savers. You hit them in their hats as Insurance Policy Owners...." Essentially, it was Jeb who, as Governor of Florida, through criminal manipulation of Florida voter rolls aimed mostly at blacks, got the immaculately-crooked W twisted into the White House like a corkscrew into cork.

Crimes of Minor Bushlings only seem minor when compared with those of Major Bushlings. Bushling Neil was a director of Silverado Savings and Loan when he helped push through a bad, government-guaranteed $100 million loan. Neil got into trouble for not revealing to fellow board members that the loan applicants were his business partners. In 1990 he paid a fine of $50,000, and was banned from banking activities for his role in taking down Silverado, which crashed in 1988 at a cost to taxpayers of $1.3 billion. A Resolution Trust Corporation suit against Neil and other officers of Silverado was settled in 1991 for $26.5 million, which THE Society ultimately paid for without even feeling. Actually, though, Poppy, Jeb, and Neil all got taxpayer blood on their hands in the Savings and Loan Scandal, which ended up whacking taxpayers for $1.4 trillion.

Bushling Marvin was a principal in Securacom, the company providing security for the World Trade Center, United Airlines, and Dulles International Airport on 9-11. Two of the "hijacked" flights of 9-11 originated at Dulles, the two others were United flights. Regarding the World Trade Center...a Bushling had keys to everything far in advance of 9-11....

Bushling W is the only one with a chance to equal, perhaps even surpass—if he hasn’t already—the Society Work of Poppy. This latest Bushling occupation of the White House could be IT for the United States. The variety, magnitude, scope and sheer number of crimes could take many years to fully assess, if they ever are fully assessed—but one thing certain: W is expanding the Beelzebub Society’s malignancy spectacularly!

THE Society thrives on chaos, and is hobbled without war, be it hot, cold, warm.... The only antidote to THE Society is peace, its mortal enemies including camaraderie and goodwill, cooperation, commonwealth, humaneness. That’s why the United States is currently doing whatever it can to create a more hostile world, antagonizing as many other nations as possible—especially Russia. We’re antagonizing the Chinese. We offer to help Pakistan on the nuclear weapons issue, while simultaneously downgrading our relationship with India, forcing India to increase its nuclear posture against Pakistan, which forced the Chinese to increase their nuclear posture against India, which forced Russia to increase its nuclear posture against Pakistan....

Fly says that what surely seems like absolute, possibly suicidal insanity—the obsession with attacking Iran—is simply business calculation. War = Profit. And what could possibly offer more profits to THE Society and their minions than WWIII?

To my question regarding continuous malevolence inevitably destroying one's human spirit, Fly replied: "If a Bushling did anything, in any given moment, that was not some form of lying, cheating, or stealing, that moment would forever haunt them as a missed opportunity."

Something Fly keeps coming back to is the durability of America. Alan Greenspan, then head of the Federal Reserve, told Poppy in 1992 that the nation’s economy, as well as the world’s, could not survive another Bush term. Well, here we are about a year away from possibly surviving another TWO Bushling terms! While things have never looked bleaker for America and Americans...we’ve never sustained such ferocious, even self-inflicted malevolence (Society Work), but we’re still standing. America is one tough cookie!

Fly is obsessed with THE Society. I do everything I can not to think about Bushlings—a certain depression antidote. I never would have imagined writing anything like all this—in fact, I repeatedly told Fly that this Beelzebub Society thing seems crazy.

However, something about Fly being 100% on his facts, as exhaustive research has confirmed....

I insisted that unless it’s labeled up front as something like "Apocryphal quasi-satire not to be taken seriously unless you are too serious," there’s no way.

His reply: "None of this...none of it! is as crazy as the ‘Official Government Story’ of 9-11. The ‘Official Government Story’ of the most malevolent event in our history is not hidden behind any namby-pamby labels to protect sensibilities of someone who might not recognize irony when it’s staring them in the face."

Advantage: Fly....


Rand Clifford is a writer living in Spokane, Washington, with his wife Mary Ann, and their Chesapeake Bay retriever, Mink. His novels CASTLING, TIMING, and VOICES OF VIRES are published by StarChief Press: http://www.starchiefpress.com

 

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