The
Decider And Its Poodle
By Ingmar Lee
01 August, 2006
Countercurrents.org
"We've -- you know,
we've made it clear that we care about wanton destruction."
-George W. Bush Friday, July 29, 2006
The
Decider and its Poodle debouched from discussions on Friday to divulge
their diktat on the degenerate debacle in the Levant. The Decider's
vapid and vacillating vernacular was so utterly vacuous, that it devolved
to its poor old Poodle to detail the dastardly do-nothing deed they
had drawn. Poodle, in a pulsating pusillanimous pule, and visibly quaking
with shame, duly pontificated the puerile, pompous and procumbent peace
plan they had just produced.
Plumbing this dumber and
dumbest duumvirate's depths of depravity, their outstanding imbecilic
announcement exposed, for all to see, how repulsive, ruthless and yet
rudderless their GWOT fiasco has become. As the Zionist obliteration
of Lebanon will surely yield the long sought-for pretext for the PNACian
grand masterplan, the hair-trigger nukular Decider's got his sights
steadfastly set on Iran, while its short-leashed quisling wag Poodle
gasped as he glimpsed his glorious Road to Damascus leading off to the
brink of that unfathomable abyss beyond.
Here below, I unpack
this Bushite bullshit baggage:
Said the Decider:
"We agree that a multinational force must be dispatched to
Lebanon quickly to augment a Lebanese army as it moves to the south
of that country."
(Oh, a Lebanese army is moving
to the south of the country? Day 18 of the slaughter, but they're on
their way, hurrah! A Lebanese army is, no doubt, marching south to do
battle alongside their Zionist friends and lackeys, and against their
Hezbollah brethren! That dog don't bite: only 87% of the Lebanese people
now support Hezbollah!)
Said its Poodle:
"We are bringing forward to Monday the meeting in
the United Nations about the international stabilization force."
(As the Decider and its Poodle
relaxed for the weekend, Israel slaughtered 54 Lebanese citizens, 34
of them children with a single USA-donated bunker-buster, while today,
the UN indefinitely postponed the Monday meeting, "until there
is more political clarity" on how to proceed. Fisk reports that
"..and there was no doubt of the missile which killed all those
children yesterday. It came from the United States, and upon a fragment
of it was written: "For use on MK-84 Guided Bomb BSU-37-B"..."
)
Said the Decider:
"People will put forth ideas, and we'll participate
in terms of trying to help develop a consensus about what the force
ought to look like. In a general sense though, the force needs to serve
as a complement to a Lebanese force."
( Consensus!!?? Yeah right!
These cretinous incredible cowards have long lost the world! More platitudinous
palaver, read Israel: Bombs Away!!!....)
Said its Poodle:
"I welcome very much the fact that Secretary Rice
will go back to the region tomorrow. She will have with her the package
of proposals in order to get agreement both from the government of Israel
and the government of Lebanon on what is necessary to happen in order
for this crisis to stop."
(Backtrack to the G-8, the
birth-pangs of this notion began to cogitate into the mindmeld...
Poodle:
Well... it's only if I mean... you know. If she's got a..., or if
she needs the ground prepared as it were... Because obviously if she
goes out she's got to succeed, if it were, whereas I can go out and
just talk...
Decider:
You see the irony is what they need to do is get Syria, to get Hezbollah
to stop doing this shit and it's all over...
(Hello?? Yo Decider, -you're
the MAN! You stop this shit!!)
Said the Decider:
"It's why Condi Rice went out there very quickly...Her
instructions are to work with Israel and Lebanon to get a -- to come
up with an acceptable U.N. Security Council resolution that we can table
next week. And she's coming back to the region tonight, will be there
tomorrow. I mean, I could have called her back here and could have sat
around, visited and talked, but I thought it was important for her to
go back to the region to work on a United Nations Security Council resolution."
(Yesterday, Lebanese Prime
Minister,Faoud Siniora, told the Condo to fuck off and go away "There
is no place on this sad morning for any discussion other than an immediate
and unconditional ceasefire as well as an international investigation
into the Israeli massacres in Lebanon now," he said.
Said its Poodle:
"And in relation to the multinational force, you know, what
will be -- it's not going to be the opportunity to fight -- you know,
to fight their way in...This can only work if Hezbollah are prepared
to allow it to work. And we've got to make sure, therefore, that we
have the force go in as part of an agreement that the government of
Lebanon have bound itself to, the government of Israel have bound itself
to, the international community has bound itself to."
(Hezbollah?? Back to Bush
on Hezbollah:)
Said the Decider:
"The terrorists are trying to stop that progress. And we'll
ultimately prevail because they're -- they have -- their ideology is
so dark and so dismal that when people really think about it, it's --
it will be rejected. They just got a different tool to use than we do.
They kill innocent lives to achieve objectives. That's what they do.
And they're good. They get on the TV screens and they get people to
ask questions about, well, you know, this, that or the other. I mean,
they're able to kind of say to people: Don't come and bother us because
we will kill you. And my attitude is, is that now's the time to be firm.
And we've got a great weapon on our side and that is freedom and liberty.
And it's got -- those two concepts have got the capacity to defeat ideologies
of hate."
(...this, that and the other....hmmm,
er, well... ~I just can't unpack that at all...that's some nasty shit)
Said its Poodle:
"In addition to that, we both of us believe it is important
that we take the opportunity to ensure that the Middle East peace process,
which has been in such difficulty over the past few months, is given
fresh impetus towards the two-state solution that we in the international
community want to see."
Said the Decider:
"One reason why the Palestinians still suffer is because there
are militants who refuse to accept a Palestinian state based upon democratic
principles"
(Hamas swept to victory in
the Jan. 2006 Palestinian elections, Jimmy Carter said the voting had
been orderly and fair. "The elections were completely honest, completely
fair, completely safe and without violence," the former president
said.
The catasrophic crux of this
catamitic crusade is nigh. It's in the gunsights. The Decider and its
Poodle have got their apocalpyse.
...The Decider and its Poodle....Armageddon....."Bring
it on!"
Ingmar Lee writes
from Pondicherry, India. He can be reached at [email protected]