Iftar Party?
By
Mubasshir Ahmed
13 October, 2007
Countercurrents.org
Come Ramadan and every political
party – be it right-wing, left-wing or middle-wing – float
a new (political!) party with a limited life: Iftar party. Its life
expectancy is that of a month! As soon as the Eid-moon appears over
the horizon, Iftar party packs off and goes into hibernation mode for
the next eleven months! Unlike other political parties (whose target
audiences are broad), their main target audiences are those Muslim dullards
who confuse personal welfare to that of the community's welfare! It
thrives on Jinnah's Muslim League agenda: divide, sympathize, rule and
attain personal clout!
Did you say Iftar party?
Are you still confused that the holy word Iftar has been joined with
that of an unholy entity called Party? Don't be. The marriage between
the two is a unique union of strange bedfellows. What emerges from this
union is an unholy alliance for an unholy purpose: to woo Muslim masses
on every count! The moment anybody utters the term Iftar party, the
image that conjures up in mind is that of a political party which has
come into existence just to exploit religious observation of the Muslims.
There is no other Party in the world whose sole motto is so narrow and
totally based on negativity. In Iftar Party's manifesto everything else
dominates over the true spirit of Iftar. But how can Iftar, a sacred
act of the Believers, be connected with politics or vice-versa? Iftar
is an Arabic word which is derived from the root word fatrann. It signifies
breaking of the fast. What a political party has to do with the breaking
of the fast? Political parties have their own system of interpretation.
Let's try to unlock their interpretative code!
Perhaps a politician's limited
brain with unlimited mischief thinks that the Iftar Party gives him
an opportunity for future capitalization among the Muslim masses. It
gives him the ultimate advantage of mixing with the Muslims where he
can flex his political muscles without any opponent present in the ring!
It provides him a pleasant platform to talk about the confluence of
Ganga-Jamni tehzeeb (existence of pluralistic society) although his
main aim is to garner Muslim votes. It is an attempt to showcase who
is who of the politics. It is a race to boost public image of the politician
where parameter of power is measured on the basis of cash flow. It is
a public relation exercise where each and every object of presentation
(read flashbulbs, chairs, tables, plates, delicacies etc.) is chosen
carefully after close scrutiny. It acts as an ointment to pacify old
wounds of the Muslims! Iftar Party is like a fisherman's net whose sole
function is entrapment!
An Iftar Party is a place
where Jinnah comes alive: untouchable Jinnah caps suddenly become touchable.
A politician's favourite Nehru cap is replaced by the Jinnah cap!
Unfortunately some of the
self-appointed messiahs of the Muslims who grace Iftar Party happen
to be Muslim Ulemas. It is altogether a different matter that most of
them are hired. Beware, we are living in an age of hire and fire!
Muslims, beware! Don't be
seduced by the aroma of the political food because it contains ingredients
which can impair one's independent way of thinking! Those who visit
political Iftar Party tend to confine themselves to pigeon-holes!
As Ramadan readies to depart,
there is a sudden surge in political Iftar parties. It would be worth
recalling what Dr. Mustafa Kamal Sherwani has recently written on political
Iftars in the form of a beautiful poem:
Count all the known 'BEARDS'
with utmost care,
Seduce them all into our Party's voting share.
Give them the title of 'ULEMA' of high esteem,
When they come, like a beeline, it must seem.
Manage to make them sit in separate rows,
To send a strong message to our foes.
For us, all of them are a great asset,
Their every motion must be recorded in cassette.
The 'LONGER BEARDS' must occupy central places,
From all sides, the media must cover their faces.
On this gullible community is resting our hope,
To blunt its mind, these 'IFTARS' are a dope.
With round caps on, like them, you must look,
To trap these 'FOOLS', it is the best hook.
Blog: www.mubasshir.blogspot.com
Email: [email protected]
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